Satire at its best

You know the pro-life movement is becoming increasingly “mainstream” in our culture when secular satirists start targeting Planned Parenthood using pro-life arguments and terminology.

The Onion, a secular website that specializes in satire of daily events and news, recently produced this gem at the expense of Planned Parenthood.

The timing is significant because lawmakers in Washington and around the United States continue to debate the defunding of Planned Parenthood.

Get a load of this juicy quote:

During a press conference, Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards told reporters that the new state-of-the-art fetus-killing facility located in the nation’s heartland offers quick, easy, in-and-out abortions to all women, and represents a bold reinvention of the group’s long-standing mission and values.

“Although we’ve traditionally dedicated 97 percent of our resources to other important services such as contraception distribution, cancer screening, and STD testing, this new complex allows us to devote our full attention to what has always been our true passion: abortion,” said Richards, standing under a banner emblazoned with Planned Parenthood’s new slogan, “No Life Is Sacred.”

The writing is on the wall, my friends. Let’s be patient and keep praying.

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