I came across this filthy ad campaign you are featuring in promoting one of your Mac’s Convenience Store products. Apparently this poster is 30 inches by 42 inches.
When I first saw this ad, I thought it was some kind of sick joke.
Apparently, it is no joke. That might explain why I, as a Catholic, am neither amused nor laughing.
As if it needs to be pointed out, this ad makes a mockery of the Catholic faith and borders on blasphemous with your gratuitous addition of the praying goat.
Moreover, the double meaning behind your “WTF?” Froster is also not very impressive. Officially, your product is advertised as “What is The Flavour?” [WTF], but we all know very well what market you are trying to reach and what those three letters stand for among the vulgar and impressionable. It seems your campaign is a real hit. There are reports of school kids coming into your stores asking for the “What the F–k?” Frosters.
I am going to make this a very easy decision for you. Unless you remove your ad campaign immediately, I will make it a priority to initiate a nation wide boycott of Mac’s Convenience stores, and peg your organization as an anti-Catholic, anti-Christian, and anti-religious enterprise.
I have some experience in organizing people. You can read a little bit about my activities here.
I look forward to your prompt response.
Social Conservatives United
p.s. Readers are encouraged to e-mail Mac’s or call them and express your outrage.