I guess I’m a Republican

  • If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
  • If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
  • If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
  • If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
  • If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
  • If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
  • If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
  • If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
  • If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
  • A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
  • If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
  • A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
  • If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
  • If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
  • If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
  • A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

2 thoughts on “I guess I’m a Republican

  1. If a Republican decides that he doesn’t support abortion, then he believes that everyone else should believe the same thing.

    If a Democrat doesn’t support abortion, he just says, “Well, it’s a matter of choice, isn’t it?”

    good game!

    • Ah yes. It is a good game. There is such thing as objective truth. The problem is, as a liberal, you don’t know what should be binding on everyone and what should not. You just make it up out of thin air in order to suit your own selfish interests and egos.

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