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  1. How His life would be covered in modern media:

    Unwed Virgin Teen Miraculously Conceives: Is She On Steriods?

    Unwed Virgin Teen Miraculously Conceives
    Inspired, HBO Plans Mini-Series “Sex In Judea”

    Miraculous Conception Proof Of Global Warming Says Al Gore
    Patriarchal Savior Born After Teen Fails To Exercise Her Right To Choose

    Three Kings Bring Child Gifts Of Gold, Frankincense, And Myrrh
    Millions Wonder “What The Hell Are Frankincense And Myrrh?”

    Jesus, Missing For 3 Days, Found by Parents In Temple
    Child Services Notified

    ACLU Sues To Prevent Jesus From Attending Public Schools

    Jesus Tempted To Turn Stones To Bread
    Lack Of Bread In Desert Proof Of Global Warming Says Al Gore

    ‘Temptation In Desert’ Accounts “Too Biased Against Devil” Say Modern Moralists
    “Jesus And Satan Just Have Different Truths”

    Jesus Forgives Prostitute
    Inspired, HBO Plans Mini-Series “Hookers In Jerusalem”

    Jesus Walks On Water: Is He On Steriods?

    Skeptical Inquirer:
    No Scientific Explanation For Jesus Walking On Water
    “We’ll make one up” vow Skeptics

    Entire World Watches Sermon On The Mount Webcast
    Report: Only People On Earth Not Watching Were On Notre Dame Football Message Board Arguing About Future Football Schedules

    Wash. Post:
    Jesus’ Friend Lazarus Dies
    Bush To Blame

    Wash. Times:
    Jesus Brings Lazarus Back To Life
    Bush Deserves Credit

    Jesus Names Fisherman As ‘Rock’ Of New Church
    PETA, Greenpeace Outraged

    ESPN Classic:
    Tonight at 8:30pm Eastern –
    Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Blame Judas For Betraying Jesus

    Jesus Stripped And Beaten
    Inspired, HBO Plans Mini-Series “G-String Divas In Bondage”
    Vote: Who’s “Now”? ____ Jesus ____Barabbas

    Johnnie Cochran Represents Caiaphas At Jesus’ Trial
    Tells Pilate “Jesus Ain’t Our Guy, So You Must Crucify”

    Coverage On ABC:
    Voiceover: “This crucifixion brought to you by Ace Hardware…..”

    New York Times:
    Jesus Crucified
    Women And Minorities Affected Most

    Darkness, Earthquakes Accompanying Jesus’ Death Proof Of Global Warming Says Al Gore

    Jesus Rises From Dead: Is He The Best Savior Ever?

    Skeptical Inquirer:
    Real Explanation For Jesus’ Resurrection Appearances
    “500 People All Had Identical Hallucinations At Same Time. No, really.” claim Skeptics

    Coverage On ABC:
    Voiceover: “This resurrection from the dead brought to you by Viagra…..”

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