Amnah is a modern British Muslim. She is dressed in a denim skirt and her head is covered in a hijab. Poised and self-assured, she has come to meet Dr Suhaib Hasan, a silver-bearded sheikh who sits behind his desk, surrounded by religious books.
“But why would I have to observe the waiting period?” she asks him. “What are the reasons?” There is an urgency to her questions.
“These reasons don’t apply to me, that’s what I’m very confused about. If you could give me the reasons why I have to wait three months, then I’ll understand.”
Amnah is going through a divorce and is baffled at being told that she must wait for three months to remarry, considering that she hasn’t seen her estranged husband for two years.
She twists her sock-clad toes into the carpet, grasping one hand with the other in her lap, and fixes Dr Hasan with an intense look. He meets this with a simple reply: “These rulings are all in the Koran. The rulings are made for all.”
Amnah has little choice but to comply: Dr Hasan is a judge, and this is a sharia court – in east London. It sits, innocuously, at the end of a row of terrace houses in Leyton: a converted corner shop, with blinds on the windows, office- style partitions and a makeshift reception area.
Penal law is the duty of the Muslim state – it is not in the hands of any public institution like us to handle it. Only a Muslim government that believes in Islam is going to implement it. So there is no question of asking for penal law to be introduced here in the UK – that is out of the question.”
Despite this, Dr Hasan is open in supporting the severe punishments meted out in countries where sharia law governs the country.
“Even though cutting off the hands and feet, or flogging the drunkard and fornicator, seem to be very abhorrent, once they are implemented, they become a deterrent for the whole society.
“This is why in Saudi Arabia, for example, where these measures are implemented, the crime rate is very, very, low,” he told The Sunday Telegraph.
In a documentary to be screened on Channel 4 next month, entitled Divorce: Sharia Style, Dr Hasan goes further, advocating a sharia system for Britain. “If sharia law is implemented, then you can turn this country into a haven of peace because once a thief’s hand is cut off nobody is going to steal,” he says.
“Once, just only once, if an adulterer is stoned nobody is going to commit this crime at all.
“We want to offer it to the British society. If they accept it, it is for their good and if they don’t accept it they’ll need more and more prisons.”
This is precisely what I mean about the mindless Left in the Western world. They are too busy hating civilization and the Christian foundations in it that they wilfully refuse to recognize that the new kids on the block are really hot for things they find repulsive.
Chopping off hands, flogging drunks, stoning adulterers?
Yeah. I can see how the CHRC and Sharia bleeeeend, don’t you? Then again, there’s always a silver lining in a cloud.
I mean, it’s generally not conservatives who get piss drunk or drop their pants at the slightest inclination. Maybe this Sharia is just what the doctor ordered, after all?
In fact, maybe we conservatives should join the Islamicists and push it through. After all, for the most part, it’s not our lifestyle that will be cramped. A small adjustment here and there, for sure, but look at the tsunami that’s gonna hit the Left. Oooh boy, now that’s entertainment!
Whatcha think Sharia has to say about the gays?
Oh never mind. Just keep on truckin’ folks ’cause Sharia’s comin’ ’round the mountain.