Economic Collapse Coming…Even Dalton Has To Face The Music

Moral corruption.  Meet your brother, Economic collapse.

Surely you knew you had the same mother, didn’t you?  Didn’t you?

The Clock… 

A man died and went to heaven. 

As he stood in front of St.  Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. 

He asked, “What are all those clocks?” 

St.  Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.” 

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?” 

“That’s Mother Teresa’s.  The hands never moved, indicating that she never lied.”

 “Incredible,” said the man.  “And whose clock is that one?”

 St.  Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.  The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

 “Where’s Premier McGuinty’s clock?” asked the man.

“McGuinty’s clock is in God’s office.  He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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