This simply will not do. No, sir. It will not. I think all of us have just about had it with the sad, pathetic and boring presentations that Free the Children’s Boylesque Boy has been putting out at our Catholic Schools. Boring social justice stuff. With all of his stripping talent, heavy petting, and tongue action? Are you kidding me?
The Catholic Board should be ashamed of itself by keeping such a hidden gem of a performer in the closet. We need to pound the doors of the OSCB to demand that they allow the Stripper to do his thing at the next We Day event. It will bring a whole new meaning to “wee”, will it not?
What hypocrites the students must think we fuddy duddy parents are. While Boylesque Beau is droning on about social justice, all the teenage girls and GSA groupies have a smile on their face as they all oodle their phones, dreaming of sweet dumplings and getting aroused. The Royal Canadian Mount-Me Police, indeed.
C’mon, take it off. What’s with all the coy tactics?! Let’s have some pole action, man! Just let it all hang out.
Ted Hurley and the Ottawa Catholic Stripper Board had better do something about this. Can’t be good for the political, career, Ted – at least not as a Conservative. Think about that for a minute.